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Hi. I am no ordinary living thing. Im an extraordinary living thing. There are 2 sides of me. I can either appear from the stench canal behind your house or i can be right infront of you. For now, let me narrow down to just 1 side of me.
I was made up of microchips. It comes in different sizes and shape. There are HOT ones around but im the HOTTEST. Neither do i have a stomach nor a pair of eyes. I dont have a pair of hand and feet too. However, i am still able to glide on the floor smoothly without any frictional force acting against me. I am like a snake. However i am short but am also long because of the wire that i am attached to. I used to have balls beneath me in the past. (lol!) However it collected dust as the ball keep spinning and it 'tickles' my stomach.(haha!) So i told the designer to stop fitting me with a round grey coloured balls. Stop giving pressure to my stomach!(noooo! its painful!) I cant help but keep laughing although i hate it to the core that a ball is rubbing against my stomach.(LMAO!) Now, i feel slightly better because the ball is not in service already. But i feel even HOTTER than before because there is a red beam of light shining out from my 'stomach'. It catches the attention of my other half. I feel lighter without the stupid balls in my body.
My pair of eye has been replaced with 'eye'. Which also have a left and right 'eye' for me to navigate myself around. Last time i dont have a nose because there is only a left and right 'eye'. Now i am fortunate to breath like any other human being because i am fitted with a 'nose'. My 'nose' makes the job of the user easier to scroll any page up and down as and when they please. However, after a long usage, my nose will become season and is no longer effective.
So how am i being used? Every time, my body surface will experience an applied pressure pressing on me with a thumb at the side and 2 fingers at my 'eye'. Every time they click to open a document or page, my 'eye' would twitch. It's painful though. When they wanna scroll up or down a page, my 'nose' will be blocked by the finger. Hence, im unable to breath for a short period of time. I am connected to the computer and i have a nice and smooth 'bed' for me to glide around. It feels good having no frictional force. Sometimes i can be retractable or at times, i am left out there hanging with a long wire. I am connected to the CPU via a USB port. If i am not connected, it is as good as i am dead. I will feel restless. So i need to stay connected with the CPU to stay alive!
After a few years of using me, i would end up in a place full of trash! Can someone have mercy on me and recycle me? I can be re-use again. Like human beings, if they have diabetes and part of their limb needs to be amputated, they will amputate it and fit with a plastic leg. So for me, only a part of me is not functioning. I can be amputated too! PLS RECYCLE ME!
that's the end of my not-so-creative POST :)
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Will head out soon with the gang to play L4D2 later. Anyway, an update of my Bad romance... completed! Shall record soooooon :)